Best* of hot take/joke journal
Or at least intriguing enough to put out
- •"Do you ever think how crypto-Jews have to play dreidel in secret?"
- •"Your yearly pen budget should only be enough to get you to your local bank and steal theirs"
- •Why rob an art museum when you can spray paint "2002 senior prank, gold county high!"On the Mona Lisa
- •"They should train surgeons by seeing how well they can rip out a piece of notebook paper"
- •"Crucifixion as a yoga pose"
- •At special events, every time you shake a hand go in for a two hander and say "father"
- •"Raindrops are really relaxing until they start hitting off beats"
- •Every time someone's complaining about what they've had to deal with just go "ah, been there"
- •If your name is "santi", fuck you.
- •"I've only ever seen kindles on subways"
- •"Licking a flagpole is way more patriotic then saluting"
- •"Bugs bunny would be a lovely head to have on your wall"
- •"Tying someone's shoelaces together is a lot more work than just kicking their knees in"
- •"If I could fight for the Mexican army, I would"
- •"Just say your IQ is a fraction"