Requested by Mary Murphy

CELEBRITIES RANKES ON HOW GOOD THEY WOULD BE AT PING PONG

Damn this is a good one props to @marymurphy
  1. 1.
    Paul Newman
    He is so suave and cool that he could master anything pretty quickly. Also did you see Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?? Like translate that shit into ping pong and you got the new emperor of China yo
  2. 2.
    John Belushi
    Once again have you seen him in Blues Brothers?? He does BACKFLIPS Like he is so agile and he could hit that ball really hard
  3. 3.
    Julia Louis Dreyfus
    She wouldn't be very good but would occasionally get a really good hit and end up winning
  4. 4.
    David letterman
    He also wouldn't be very good but could spin the ball very effectively and would be a close tie
  5. 5.
    Ellen Degeneres
    Would not take it seriously and make jokes all the time. And when she realizes she is losing she would start making up her own rules and stuff (still love you Ellen)
  6. 6.
    Jon Hamm
    You think would be very good but would have no coordination and get flustered fairly easily
  7. 7.
    *BONUS* Lorne Michaels
    He would decline to play by saying a extremely subtle and funny remark but secretly has like a box of ping pong trophies in his office