THINGS I HAVE NEXT TO MY BED

  1. My Harry Potter wand
    I feel safer
  2. My lightsaber
    Again I feel safer
  3. Pen and paper
  4. This magazine cutout of SNL alums, Martin Short, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph
    This seems creepy but I just thought it was cool
  5. This book on stand-up comedy my uncle gave me for Christmas
    I just work through it every now and again
  6. Whatever book I'm reading at the time