WHAT BEING A PING PONG CAPTAIN IS LIKE

  1. You feel like a camp counselor constantly.
    Especially when you yell "everyone say thank you to the person who brought snacks"
  2. Lots of fucking with the teacher who's classroom is right next to our practice area.
    (He's a piece of shit don't worry)
  3. Lots of what I call "whoops plays"
    I'm the best player so I have to tone it down a lot
  4. Not a whole lot of responsibility honestly
    We get a budget this year though so I might need to work on that
  5. You just have to make sure everyone gets a chance to play and have fun.