AN HONEST EXCHANGE
- •Cashier: Are you going to eat your cookie right now or do you want it in a bag?
- •Me: I would like to have it in a bag so I can set it on the table and imagine I will wait till after my food comes and then break down and eat it now.
- •Cashier: [...]
- •Me: The pretense is important to me.
- •Cashier: [hands me my cookie in a bag] Happy pretending!