FUN THINGS TO DO IN PHOENIX
Just kidding I kind of love our backwards little city.
- •Die of heat exhaustion
- •Bait ultra-conservatives with liberal-talk and then get shot
- •Get bit by a rattle snake while out for a walk
- •Lose a small dog to a mountain lion
- •Hug a tree and...oh it's a cactus
- •Visit a new strip mall every week
- •Ride the light rail from one end to the other, and then get in your car and drive where you really need to go.