Just kidding I kind of love our backwards little city.
  1. Die of heat exhaustion
  2. Bait ultra-conservatives with liberal-talk and then get shot
  3. Get bit by a rattle snake while out for a walk
  4. Lose a small dog to a mountain lion
  5. Hug a tree and...oh it's a cactus
  6. Visit a new strip mall every week
  7. Ride the light rail from one end to the other, and then get in your car and drive where you really need to go.