GROSS THINGS I KIND OF LIKE
- •ChocodilesI hate twinkles but Chocodiles are kind of yummy.
- •Salsa Verde DoritosThe first one tastes so gross. The second one is like eh, not so bad. And then they become delicious. This effect lasts for about an hour.
- •Those rectangular ice cream sandwichesIf I think hard about them while eating they taste like plastic and butane. But if I distract myself they taste like heaven.
- •TwizzlersMan they're so nasty. Maybe if I eat three at a time I'll get through the package faster. (Side note: red vines are straight up gross and if you eat them and are anyone other than my poor confused wife or daughter, I don't like you.)
- •Strawberry PoptartsGah. So pasty and gross. I never ever buy a whole box. I don't want to know that much about myself.
- •Captain Crunch with Crunch BerriesWho am I kidding. There's nothing gross at all about this one true wonder of the breakfast cereal aisle.