HOW TO BE ME IN FIVE EASY STEPS
Inspired by @maggieannre
- •Kill me.I'd prefer you do this quickly and painlessly but that isn't strictly necessary.
- •Carefully study my proportions.
- •Using advanced 3D Printing technology, manufacture a Geoff-suit.
- •Insinuate yourself into my family and life.
- •Whenever the lights dim and the opening flourish starts when you're watching a movie, lean over to the person next to you and say quietly and nervously, "I'm scared. Are you scared?"This will 100% convince any member of my family that you are really me and go a long way toward glossing over the fact that you didn't know their names or where the bathroom was in our house.