HOW TO PARENT LIKE A PRO
- •@imc: so no more rides tomorrow?
- •Me: We're not going to ride any rides but you girls can do all the rides you want.
- •Isabel: But I just feel bad leaving you and mom by yourselves with nothing to do while we do rides.
- •My wife and I: [die laughing]
- •Isabel: I don't get what is so funny.
- •My wife and I: [uproarious laughter continues]
- •Isabel: 😒 All I get from this conversation is that life is way better without us around.
- •Me: That's the joke.
- •(I'm a terrible parent.)