HOW TO PARENT LIKE A PRO

  1. @imc: so no more rides tomorrow?
  2. Me: We're not going to ride any rides but you girls can do all the rides you want.
  3. Isabel: But I just feel bad leaving you and mom by yourselves with nothing to do while we do rides.
  4. My wife and I: [die laughing]
  5. Isabel: I don't get what is so funny.
  6. My wife and I: [uproarious laughter continues]
  7. Isabel: 😒 All I get from this conversation is that life is way better without us around.
  8. Me: That's the joke.
  9. (I'm a terrible parent.)