I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER CRIED AT A MOVIE

  1. Just thought you should know.
  2. Seemed pertinent today.
  3. I promise I'm not a heartless killer.
  4. I just don't cry much.
  5. Maybe some day I'll do a list called "MOVIES THAT MADE ME GET THAT SLIGHT THROAT LUMPY FEELING OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH CRYING (ALTHOUGH I STRESS THERE WERE NO ACTUAL TEARS AND CERTAINLY NO GASPING OR SNOT-DRIPPING)"