1. Static
    Blindfolded and unconscious.
  2. Static
    If I were Brian Sandoval I wouldn't be on the list in the first place.
  3. Static
    SeaWorld is even more awful than we thought. Surprise. 🎉
  4. Static
    There's a reason it's called a "hearing" and not a "listening" but let's do this anyway.
  5. Static
    Good. Let the hate flow through you, normally ambivalent centerist voters. You will soon see the true power of the dark side. And then vote in unheard of numbers and send the dark lord packing.
  6. Static
    I finally get Stuart Little.
  7. Static
    I'm not sure that's a valid use of the word "his" quite yet.