MY ACCEPTABLE CELEBRITY DOPPELGÄNGER LIST

  1. 🤔 So what're the guidelines here? People I wish I looked like? ...
  2. Satya Nadella
    Look how warm and approachable and kind and distinguished he looks! [swoon]
  3. Chiwetel Ejiofor
    Handsomest man in Hollywood.
  4. Johnny Depp
    Makes people like me with pathetic facial hair feel like we have a chance at being cool looking anyway.
  5. Benicio del Toro
    I just want to be able to make that stern face when people disappoint me.
  6. Jake Gyllenhaal
    This is just so I could go hang out with Maggie Gyllenhaal and she wouldn't think it was weird.
  7. 🤓 Or are we talking about people other people say we look like? ...
  8. Steve from Blues Clues
    I used to get this all the time and I was totally ok with it. I would give people this thumbs up when they said I looked like him.
  9. Joseph Smith
    Was told twice (both times by old Mormon ladies) that I look like him. Again, I'm ok with it. What a handsome devil.
  10. Brad Pitt
    A friend told me I looked like him in a picture a couple of months ago and I immediately asked her to marry me. Also she speaks with a heavy Mexican accent so she pronounces it "Brad Peet" which is super adorable. Basically what I'm saying is I'm now in love with two women.
  11. ...proof...
    Because ego.
  12. Bert
    Got this in response to my one-time Facebook profile picture. It was spot on. I'm only half ok with this one though because I always identified with Ernie way more. My brother was Bert.
  13. ...this was the profile picture...
  14. Adrian Brody
    Really just his nose. And really just the prominence of that nose not the actual look. But anyway I'm ok with it.