1. My cat waits for me to pee.
  2. He waits very patiently.
  3. At my feet.
  4. And when I stand he stands.
  5. And looks up excitedly.
  6. I flush.
  7. And he jumps up on the toilet seat.
  8. He watches the water swirl.
  9. With obvious feline anticipation.
  10. And then he drinks.
  11. A long careful deliberate drink.
  12. Every time.
  13. But only when I use the guest bathroom.
  14. He has a water bowl.
  15. This is weird right?