MY FACEBOOK LIKE BUTTON USAGE

This is what it means when I click Like.
  1. "I really like this" — 5%
  2. "I really like someone else's comment but I feel strangely guilty clicking like on hers and ignoring yours" — 45%
    Like! ... [pause] ... *sigh* ... Like like like like like.
  3. "This conversation is now over" — 45%
    Yeah I'm not replying again. Like.
  4. "You seem lonely and this post at least isn't offensive" — 5%
    "I deign to Like"