OH MY GOSH I COULDN'T CARE LESS

  1. The orientation of the toilet paper roll.
    Oh my gosh I couldn't care less.
  2. The Oxford comma.
    Oh my gosh I couldn't care less.
  3. Donald Trump's latest shenanigans.
    Oh my gosh I couldn't care less.
  4. The grammar of Internet posts.
    Oh my gosh I couldn't care less.
  5. The word "moist".
    Oh my gosh I couldn't care less.
  6. How stupid you think people who don't agree with you are.
    Oh my gosh I couldn't care less.
  7. Misuse of quotation "marks".
    Oh my gosh I couldn't care less.
  8. How terrible you think Justin Bieber is.
    Oh my gosh I couldn't care less.
  9. People who do and/or do not eat gluten.
    Oh my gosh I couldn't care less.