PARTS OF MY NAME THAT ARE WEIRD

To keep it simple, I never correct people or try to make it accurate unless it's important. I couldn't care less if the gal at the restaurant puts me down as Jeff Coffee.
  1. Geoff
    With a G. G E O F F.
  2. Wilondek
    Here, I'll spell it for you.
  3. Coffey
    Like the drink but with an E Y on the end.
  4. Bonus item: My wife's name is Mamie
    If you're under 75 I'll say: Say it like "Amy" with an M in the front. If you're 75 or over I can just say: Yes, like Mamie Eisenhower.