PICTURES YOU GET WHEN YOU GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH MY NAME

Conspicuously absent from this list: pictures of me.
  1. This guy.
    His name is Geoff Coffey too. He lives in San Francisco. We are FaceBook friends. Some day I'm going to pop in to his office and take him to lunch.
  2. One edition of my book.
  3. Another edition of my book.
  4. This guy. Caption please.
  5. The other Geoff Coffey again.
  6. "Art"
  7. My book, this time in French.
  8. This guy.
    Because ten years ago @ChrisK told the internet I looked like this guy and apparently it believed him.
  9. Steve Jobs and Jonny Ive with an old iMac.
    No idea how this is attached to my name.
  10. Some ill-fitting spandex.
    Again, no idea.
  11. This diagram I did for my old blog when I was accused of being a genius.
  12. Jonny Ive again.
    Is someone trying to tell me something?
  13. This image that was almost certainly covertly planted by my "parents" to send me a message when I was ready.
    I'm not ready.