REASONS @CHRISK IS AVOIDING SETTING A DATE TO COME VISIT ME, RANKED IN REVERSE ORDER OF LIKELIHOOD

Hey I thought mentions in list titles would work. Hmm. Here? @ChrisK
  1. 1.
    A refrigerator has fallen on him and he can't get to his phone.
  2. 2.
    He doesn't really like me and I should go to bed early and cry.
  3. 3.
    He wants to be 100% sure he doesn't have a date possibility first.
  4. 4.
    He's too busy playing with the new script editor in FileMaker.
  5. 5.
    He's too busy making and reading lists
  6. 6.
    It is like 1000 degrees in Phoenix in the summer and he's stalling until fall.
  7. 7.
    I'm being a whiny baby and give him some time to figure it out seriously gosh relax.