SUGGESTED SERVING SIZES

  1. Thin Mints: One sleeve.
    Note: Why are the sleeves so small now? This will have to be revised to "Two sleeves" if trends continue.
  2. Pizza: Two slices, then just a sliver of a third slice, then half of what remains, then the other half.
  3. Dried Mango: Until sickness sets in, then maybe just a few more pieces.
  4. French Fries: As many as exist.
  5. Walnuts: Like, three.
  6. Homemade Fried Rice: All of it.
  7. Ice Cream: Just two scoops. Per visit to the freezer.
  8. Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries: ∞