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I was trying to create an online account for my car loan. At one point it needs to call or text me with a code to enter on the web page. I tried four times and never got the call or text so I called the listed phone number and...
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  14. 😡 "I DON'T HAVE AN ATM CARD IT IS A CAR LOAN BUT I WILL GLADLY *INSERT* MY CAR IN THE ATM MACHINE IF IT WILL GET ME TO A PERSON."
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