THINGS BARBERS ALWAYS OVERESTIMATE

  1. Their ability to make my hair lay flat.
  2. This has happened since I was a little boy.
  3. "Can I put some gel in it?"
  4. "More power to you man. I wish you luck."
  5. I was basically Harry Potter.
  6. Minus the wand, courage, and hot friend.
  7. But with the hair and hand-me-down clothes.
  8. Expecto patronum.