THINGS BARBERS ALWAYS OVERESTIMATE
- •Their ability to make my hair lay flat.
- •This has happened since I was a little boy.
- •"Can I put some gel in it?"
- •"More power to you man. I wish you luck."
- •I was basically Harry Potter.
- •Minus the wand, courage, and hot friend.
- •But with the hair and hand-me-down clothes.
- •Expecto patronum.