THINGS I DON’T WANT THAT JUST COME WITH THINGS I DO WANT
- •Peach YogurtsCome with the strawberry and blueberry. Peach yogurt is gross.
- •Apple Logo StickersCome with everything I ever buy from Apple. I really only need between zero and one.
- •Plastic Collar StaysCome with dress shirts. I’m just going to lose them.
- •Cheap hangersCome with clothes. I already have hangers.
- •Free trial versions of crappy softwareCome with PCs. Crappy.
- •Dealer promotional decals and license frameCome with a new car. I actually hate you so I definitely don't want to advertise for you.
- •Extra baskets and attachments for a dishwasherCome with the dishwasher. I don't have that much storage space.
- •Interactive DVD gamesCome with kid movie DVDs. DVD player is to gaming platforms as radio flyer wagon is to effective modes of transportation.