THINGS I KNOW BECAUSE I'M MAKING MY DAUGHTER KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE FOR AN EARLY DINNER

  1. I am the greatest dad in the world.
    Because she loves it and she's been working super hard lately and deserves a comfort food treat.
  2. I am the worst dad on the world.
    Because it is packaged convenience food and I'm poisoning my family.
  3. Poo-tee-weet.