THINGS I'M NOT ALLERGIC TO

This is a partial list. Full disclosure: I am mildly allergic to formaldehyde and chlorine. Swimming pools make me feel kind of gross for a few hours.
  1. Latex
  2. Any medication
  3. Bee stings
  4. Tree nuts
  5. Shellfish
  6. Peanuts
  7. Wheat
    Please. I'd rather be dead.
  8. Egg
  9. Dairy
  10. Soy
  11. Gluten
  12. Dust
  13. Pet Dander
  14. Strawberries
    My poor wife.
  15. Pollen
    Except one spring maybe 8 years ago I had some crazy allergy thing where my nose was running constantly and my eyes itched. It lasted like a month and then never came back. Man life sucks for you allergy people.
  16. Poison Ivy
    My claim to fame in elementary school. I had a reaction once and then never again. I can roll in the stuff. Actually I could make a whole list of things that are bad for most people but mild for me.