THINGS I SAID TO SIRI ON MY WALK LAST NIGHT

The perks and perils of growing your music library from 6,000 to 30,000,000 songs.
  1. Hey Siri play the song You Can't Hold Back Spring
    …what is this crap?!
  2. Hey Siri play the Tom Waits song You Can't Hold Back Spring
    …wait what?
  3. Hey Siri play the song You Can't Hold Back Spring by Tom Waits
    …ahhh, that's the stuff.
  4. Hey Siri play the song Mexican Home by John Prine
    …oh my word no not the twangy one.
  5. Hey Siri play Mexican Home *Live* by John Prine
    ...ahhh that's the stuff.
  6. Hey Siri play the song Remember When by…um…Robert? Jackson
    …whoa stop stop stop.
  7. Hey Siri play the song Remember When by Jackson
    …oh *Allen* Jackson. Thanks Siri! That's the stuff. (What can I say, I miss my wife and when I miss my wife my sentimentality shields are down to 20%.)
  8. [hey this could be cool] Hey Siri play the music from Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
    …what? No.
  9. Hey Siri play that Brian Eno music from Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
    ...Darn. I guess you don't have that.
  10. Hey Siri play some Iris Dement I don't own
    …no? Darn.
  11. Hey Siri play that song from silver linings playbook
    ...hey cool. That's the one!
  12. Hey Siri play hits from 1993
    ...holy nostalgia.