THINGS I SAY SARCASTICALLY

I'm kind of a jerk.
  1. I'm sure this is all true.
  2. This seems well thought out.
  3. This is unlikely to backfire.
  4. It looks like you've "done your own research."
  5. You handled that well.
  6. I'm definitely up for that.
  7. I'll log that away.
    Stolen from the vastly underrated Emperor's New Groove which my children adored.
  8. We should do this more often.
  9. Great meeting guys.
  10. I definitely want to try that sometime.
  11. That free sample looks delicious but I'm … allergic to … that.