THINGS MY DAUGHTER BROUGHT HOME ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, PRESUMABLY MADE IN HER POTTERY CLASS

What she lacks in skill she makes up for in vision. I guess.
  1. This polka dot pitcher
  2. This Groucho-Marx-Mask-themed mug
  3. This hamburger
  4. This food bowl for our cat inexplicably containing a red dog bone
  5. This racially-diverse collection of human noses