Things Target Should Put in their Women's Bathrooms to Ease the Transition
- •Fainting couches.
- •Smelling salts.
- •Paper sacks.
- •A bin of free disposable blinders.
- •A rack of tri-fold pamphlets called "When the Hamburger is a Hot Dog: Coming to Terms with Other People's Privates".
- •Signs that say "It's hard to pee standing with a skirt on."Just guessing here. Never tried.
- •One of those creepy guys that sells candy and cigars and offers you a towel.