Things Target Should Put in their Women's Bathrooms to Ease the Transition

  1. Fainting couches.
  2. Smelling salts.
  3. Paper sacks.
  4. A bin of free disposable blinders.
  5. A rack of tri-fold pamphlets called "When the Hamburger is a Hot Dog: Coming to Terms with Other People's Privates".
  6. Signs that say "It's hard to pee standing with a skirt on."
    Just guessing here. Never tried.
  7. One of those creepy guys that sells candy and cigars and offers you a towel.