THINGS THAT AREN'T SPICY

  1. Everything labeled "spicy" in the Bay Area.
    I suspect some of the Thai places around here might be an exception.
  2. All of the foods in the upper Midwest
    Suggested by   @mollyyeh
  3. Milk
    Suggested by   @elooto
  4. Basically anything in Canada ever
    Suggested by   @zoe
  5. The Spice Channel
    I was hoping for some cardamom contests and turmeric reality shows but it turns out the whole thing is just softcore porn.
    Suggested by   @evanp
  6. Bell peppers
    Suggested by   @imc