1. This mini apple tart my daughter made looks like a rose.
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    I think it was supposed to.
  2. This incorrectly-installed towel hook looks like a buffalo.
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    He's been that way for 10 years and I kind of love him.
  3. This plaster smear looks like a camel's head.
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    He watches me use the toilet. We talk sometimes.
  4. This lamp shade fringe looks like raining ice cream cones with golden cherries.
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    Sometimes I think it looks like a blingy version of Space Invaders. (That was a video game before you were born.)
  5. These cracks in the road look like Australia.
    Only if you forget what Australia looks like. Don't pull up a map or you'll see I'm wrong.
  6. My daughter's friend looks like the kid from the new Pixar movie Inside Out.
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    Seriously they're twins. They sound alike too. Consequently that sad face in the trailer that only shows for .5 seconds makes me want to cry.
  7. My daughter looks like a boy.
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    People think she's a boy all the time. She doesn't seem to mind. She now has her head shaved and whenever she bumps into another girl with a buzz cut they exchange supportive love.