WHAT I WOULD DO IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE

  1. Revisit my most painful memory.
  2. Kill the mother of my mortal enemy.
  3. Kill my mortal enemy as a child.
  4. Save Buckbeak.
  5. Dress up as a Connecticut Yankee and visit king Arthur's court.
  6. Destroy It.
  7. Tour a Tralfamadorian zoo.
  8. Buy a sports almanac and save my mother.