WHAT WE LEARNED (?) ABOUT THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT TODAY

To all my gay friends and list app associates: this is your day. We love you.
  1. Justice Kennedy is an eloquent supporter of gay rights and we're lucky to have him.
    We already knew this. His rulings on gay rights have always been so beautiful and impassioned.
  2. Justice Roberts is a principled and articulate judge on the wrong side of this one.
    We already knew this. Props. He's still impressive.
  3. Justice Scalia is a jerk.
    We already knew this. But seriously, what an ass.
  4. Justice Thomas is an intellectual lightweight and an embarrassment to the court.
    We already knew this.