WHILE WE'RE TAKING ABOUT BABY SHOWERS...

  1. My wife threw one on Saturday.
  2. I made a killer cheese plate with three salamis, prosciutto, the best soft goat cheese I've ever tasted, cheddar for weenies, and a few other cheeses, sourdough bread, olives and cornichons (I have no idea how you spell that... @Lisa_Fav?), Brazil nuts and pistachios, halved dried figs and dried sour cherries, and sour cherry jam.
    It was beautiful.
  3. And I made a killer cheesy artichoke spinach dip with triangles of French bread drizzled with olive oil and toasted.
    It was delicious.
  4. I guess what I'm saying is...
  5. NOTICE ME.