WEIRD FAMILY NICKNAMES: MY MOTHER

  1. Real name: Mom, I guess
  2. Prefers: Mom
    snooze
  3. We call her: Momo
    I just decided to call her this when I was in middle school, and my siblings went along with it because I'm kind of the trendsetter of my family
  4. Also: Mo
    A more casual approach to Momo
  5. Also: Mosephine
    A more elegant approach to Momo
  6. Also: Mimi
    Recent development; only on weekends
  7. Also: Motriarch
    We're thinking about embroidering this on the robe we're getting her for Christmas.
  8. Also: Tomtom
    My sister misheard me say "mom" as "Tom" so we just doubled and went with it. TomTom hates it.