WEIRD FAMILY NICKNAMES: MY MOTHER
- •Real name: Mom, I guess
- •Prefers: Momsnooze
- •We call her: MomoI just decided to call her this when I was in middle school, and my siblings went along with it because I'm kind of the trendsetter of my family
- •Also: MoA more casual approach to Momo
- •Also: MosephineA more elegant approach to Momo
- •Also: MimiRecent development; only on weekends
- •Also: MotriarchWe're thinking about embroidering this on the robe we're getting her for Christmas.
- •Also: TomtomMy sister misheard me say "mom" as "Tom" so we just doubled and went with it. TomTom hates it.