NICKNAMES I'VE GIVEN MY DOG

Scully is just too commonplace, yaknow
  1. Scull Master
    Because she's metal. I'm metal. We're all metal.
  2. Scull MasterCard
    We're all metal, and also she was crazy expensive as a puppy (I once spent $600 on three vet visits in one month)
  3. Scullz
    Metal and also morbid.
  4. Little shit
    This needs no explanation. She's a little shit. But she's MY little shit.