SPORTS TEAMS I ROOT FOR
- •AuburnWar eagle! Sports! Alumni status! So much tuition! Cam newton! Kick six! Crippling disappointment!
- •Jacksonville JaguarsChildhood memories! That time someone spilled a beer on my head when I was six! More crippling disappointment!
- •The MetsSentimental reasons! My grandpa! Visiting my great grandma in Queens! Even more crippling disappointment!
- •Cam NewtonThe only man that qualifies as a sports team and also has never been the source of crippling disappointment for me tbh
- •Montgomery BiscuitsBecause they shoot biscuits out of tshirt guns what more could you want at a sporting event I mean