1. Auburn
    War eagle! Sports! Alumni status! So much tuition! Cam newton! Kick six! Crippling disappointment!
  2. Jacksonville Jaguars
    Childhood memories! That time someone spilled a beer on my head when I was six! More crippling disappointment!
  3. The Mets
    Sentimental reasons! My grandpa! Visiting my great grandma in Queens! Even more crippling disappointment!
  4. Cam Newton
    The only man that qualifies as a sports team and also has never been the source of crippling disappointment for me tbh
  5. Montgomery Biscuits
    Because they shoot biscuits out of tshirt guns what more could you want at a sporting event I mean