What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically

  1. Nurse (when I was little)
  2. Doctor (until I didn't get into med school)
  3. Teacher (until I got into med school)
  4. Doctor
  5. Barista (during residency)
  6. Anything but a doctor (now)
  7. Actor in museum informational video
  8. The person who puts the red noses on the deer crossing signs at Christmas time
  9. Innkeeper