THINGS I ALWAYS SWEAR I'LL NEVER DO AGAIN BUT THEN ALWAYS DO AGAIN

  1. Drink 2 cups of coffee on an empty stomach.
  2. "Study" in bed but fall asleep 5 minutes in.
  3. Eat until I'm so full that I have to let out a giant sigh in the restaurant.
  4. Watch a Pitbulls and Parolees marathon when I have a lot of work to do.