SHIT MY BROTHER SAYS

  1. "He started it first so I gave it to him 5 times worse"
  2. "I didn't know I could bully a 45 year old man"
  3. "Don't I always win?!"
  4. "Montreal scored again. 5-2"
  5. *sings every word to a Taylor Swift song*
  6. "Jacobs a fucking pigeon"