How to give a good blowjob

These are my steps on how to give your man the best head he's ever gotten!
  1. Play with it
  2. Kiss it
  3. Smell it
  4. Lick it
  5. Worship it
  6. Stroke it like a pet
  7. Suck ur man dry
  8. Slober all over it
  9. Use it as a facial
  10. Eat it
  11. Digest it
  12. Chew it
  13. Shit it out