WEIRD ALARM SOUNDS TO WAKE UP TO
it's 2:45am and my cousin and I are brainstorming
- •someone scratching their scalp vigorously
- •someone peeling a clementine
- •"a 1! a 2! a 1! 2! 3!" drumsticks but no drums actually start
- •someone putting silverware away
- •popping a gum bubble
- •someone solving a math equation out loud..."carry the 2..."
- •someone wrapping leftovers in aluminum foil
- •mustard being squeezed on a hot dog
- •a stranger tapping you on the shoulder "excuse me would you mind terribly if I..."
- •someone slamming a door