Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

My life in texts.
  1. Fantasy Football
    I benched one of my better players to 'punish him' for playing terrible the week before. So my sister asked why the heck I did that. So I told her it was because I obviously knew he was going to have an injury. Duh.
  2. Sweet Mother in Law 😳
    This one is a conversation with my MIL where I told her I got sunburned. The rest needs no explanation.
  3. The S Word
    I can't explain it, but every time I text my dad, my phone will inexplicably autocorrect and send my dad something inappropriate. This one isn't even bad.
  4. The Husband
    My husband bought me a MacBook Pro that I swore I knew how to use. Needless to say it took me a very long time to make the switch from PC.
  5. Zing!
    My sister was leaving for the military and I was making sure she had her finances in order.
  6. 👢👢👢
    My dad and I were talking about WWE. Seth Rollins boots were a hot topic apparently.
  7. Regular Comedian
    This one doesn't need an explanation but too funny not to share!