WEIRDEST CRAP I'VE TOLD MY SON
Things I never thought I'd say in general, but end up saying to my 2 (almost 3 year old son.) Out of context it's going to be strange, but that's what makes it awesome.
- •Iron Man doesn't whine.
- •Please stop licking the table.
- •For the love of God if you don't lay down, I will take away your birthday.
- •I bet you Spider-Man is asleep now.
- •I bet you Skillet (a rock band he loves) listens to their mother.