Things You Shouldn't Do at the Gym

Please... Just don't.
  1. Take off your shoes while stretching post work out
    Bonus points for socks
  2. Try to start a conversation with me while I'm wearing headphones
  3. PDA
  4. Sit on the same machine for 30 minutes taking selfies
  5. Leave multiple chewing tobacco pouches in the treadmill cup holder
  6. Massage my shoulders while I'm doing leg adductors and ask how I like it
    I don't.
  7. Go sans deodorant
  8. Eat Mexican food