IF I OPENED A RESTAURANT

I'd only serve everything I'm already famous for making.
  1. Guacamole
  2. Potato Soup
  3. Deviled Eggs
  4. Pecan Pie
    I made one for thanksgiving and it turns out it's literally the EASIEST to make and everyone that makes it seem like it's hard to make is a freakin LIAR.
  5. Brie + Puff Pastry + Fig Spread on a cracker
    Forgot to make this for thanksgiving this year and got yelled at.
  6. Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookie Dough