Thoughts I have during work

  1. 1.
    Shut up Susan I'm still drinking my coffee
  2. 2.
    Does this chair spin?
    WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
  3. 3.
    How the f*** has it only been 17 minutes?!
  4. 4.
    10:30 and I'm already hungry...maybe I'll just have a bite of my lunch...
    Shit it's all gone
  5. 5.
    Second lunch time!! Move out people, mama's gotta eat!!
  6. 6.
    I wonder if anything new is on Instagram
  7. 7.
    *when boss walks by* oh god oh god oh god...just look stressed and he'll leave...don't look up don't look up don't look up...now flip through papers...
  8. 8.
    I work with a bunch of idiots
  9. 9.
    No Susan I can't go to your birthday dinner because I don't want to
  10. 10.
    *5:00pm* MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY