REASONS I HATE MYSELF
I love myself but.....
- •When people pass by me in public I can't decide if I should smile or look elsewhere, so I smile at the ground
- •When I want to be healthy I eat a salad for lunch, then I have a second lunch of what I originally wanted
- •80% of my tweets get deleted within 20 minutes because of self doubt
- •When people mention Jesus I automatically roll my eyes
- •I cant go to bed hungry. I've fallen asleep with 3 slices of cheese on my chest.
- •When I think a guy is cute or cool, I tend to avoid all eye contact and expect him to come talk to me
- •I used to wear these sunglasses
- •I can no longer take shots, like a little bitch
- •I don't know how to file taxes