REASONS MY MOM HAS STOPPED SPEAKING TO ME
- •I disapproved of a picture of her naked in a bathtub on Facebook
- •I forgot to wish her happy anniversary before 10am
- •I said she's not always the most "motherly"
- •I said she's not one of the "cool moms"
- •I complained about my dad being short
- •I told her my favorite vacation was a school trip
- •I said she takes too long to get ready
- •I didn't notice she lost weight