REASONS MY MOM HAS STOPPED SPEAKING TO ME

She's difficult
  1. I disapproved of a picture of her naked in a bathtub on Facebook
  2. I forgot to wish her happy anniversary before 10am
  3. I said she's not always the most "motherly"
  4. I said she's not one of the "cool moms"
  5. I complained about my dad being short
  6. I told her my favorite vacation was a school trip
  7. I said she takes too long to get ready
  8. I didn't notice she lost weight