JUST SIT HERE AND TELL SANTA WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 📂

Does anyone else think this is the creepiest? The idea of Santa is great, but sitting in his lap? So weird, but it has to be done. Because tradition. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  1. This isn't so bad. Just sittin' on a sleigh with somebody's grandpa.
    Wishlist: boob milk, warm bed, clean bottom
  2. Holy hell, are you really leaving me in this man's lap?
    Wishlist: books, crayons, stickers
  3. Why did we come back?!
    Wishlist: Care Bears, a stormtrooper, M&Ms
  4. And here's a throwback... Santa and I in the early 80's
    Wishlist: ??? I would LOVE to know what thoughts were going through my head here.
  5. 2016 edition (she picked out her own outfit)
    Wishlist: Care Bear Cousins, a guitar