JUST SIT HERE AND TELL SANTA WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 📂
Does anyone else think this is the creepiest? The idea of Santa is great, but sitting in his lap? So weird, but it has to be done. Because tradition. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- •This isn't so bad. Just sittin' on a sleigh with somebody's grandpa.Wishlist: boob milk, warm bed, clean bottom
- •Holy hell, are you really leaving me in this man's lap?Wishlist: books, crayons, stickers
- •Why did we come back?!Wishlist: Care Bears, a stormtrooper, M&Ms
- •And here's a throwback... Santa and I in the early 80'sWishlist: ??? I would LOVE to know what thoughts were going through my head here.
- •2016 edition (she picked out her own outfit)Wishlist: Care Bear Cousins, a guitar