NEVER HAVE I EVER...

Gotta drink for all of these
  1. Taken a 2 1/2 hour nap
    Yeah whatever, I did this today
  2. Had a miscarriage
    New Year's Day 2012, 5 weeks
  3. Seen a Cirque show
    Friday, Kurios, pretty amazing
  4. Had a second miscarriage
    yesterday, 9 weeks
  5. Taken a drug (misoprostol/Cytotec) to "schedule" a miscarriage
    What a week this has been, at least I got some Vicodin out of it
  6. Voted for Trump
    KIDDING